Bubba. We have got further with our forensic analysis of your captor. Using my brand new, impressively large and expensive P.E.N.I.S (Predicated External Neucleonic Imaging Scanner) I have been able to examine your captor using only the pictures provided. I can tell that he has a rare variety of Super-AIDS which predisposes him to not liking food, but pretending to for the sake of fitting in to society. It is clear that he has a very limited diet of tuna, rice, cheese and protein bars. This diet will predispose him to walking like a gorilla and possible spontaneous outbursts regarding fourier transforms. He is also highly likely to buy shirts that look gay and for most of his friends and relatives to think he is gay. Of course, he believes he is not gay. However, the pictures would suggest that he is a raving homosexual with no more right to live on God's green earth than a weasel.
Regards,
Dr. Higgins
Psychologist, forensic analyst, surgeon, inventor, all-round expert.
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