
I've been drinking a fair bit of man boob milk lately so I had the strength to clench my sphincter so tight that I managed to dislocate my captor's elbow. This was probably not a good move as he then spent the rest of the night exploring my every orifice and collecting my tears. He believes that drinking my tears will reduce his enormous boobs but after 11 years his boobs have only got bigger. I'm not sure if tear drinking is a Jewish tradition or its just something my sick and twisted captor likes to do.
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