Thursday, July 9, 2009

Paranoid

I'm so paranoid that my captor will find out about this blog. He once caught me eating a wax candle out of his menorah (Jewish candelabra) and I was sexually tortured for days on end (see below).



The support I've been getting from my dear brother Sergeant Johnson and my psychologist Dr Higgins has given me the strength to continue with this blog, no matter what the consequences.

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