Initial Diagnosis

Bubba. Thank you for providing more detail on this heinous crime. It is clear that you have been circumsized with a chicken drumstick. The Journal of Psychology makes it clear that this is very unclean and painful, yet indicate that a diet of cum can assist in recovery. My initial dianosis of your mental condition, following careful observation of the photographic evidence provided and speaking to your brother, is "buggered". Oddly enough, this is also your physical diagnosis. My advice is to clench as much as possible during the physical act of man-love, and to imagine yourself in a better place - such as Surrey Hills (where I live). It is very nice, with trees and parks and cafes. Only this morning I was sipping on a latte thinking "I wonder how Bubba is?". Sorry, I digress. Sgt. Johnson tells me he has been re-admitted to the Police and is heading up the "Find Bubba" taskforce within the Sodomy squad. He assures me that they have new evidence suggesting you are being held captive in the northern suburbs. Good luck.