
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
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My name is Bubba Alawicious Johnson, I was kidnapped 11 years ago outside my parent's doughnut shop in Footscray, Victoria Australia. I have been locked in a box by a sexually and mentally depraved Jew ever since. He keeps me alive by feeding me only jellyfish and his own cum, on special occasions I'm allowed to drink his breast milk (yes, he has huge lactating man boobs). The rest of the time I'm locked in a box and made to wear a gimp mask. Then there is the sexual humiliation...
Dear Bubba,
ReplyDeleteI am a kitten, and I also have a blog, which is how I stumbled upon yours.
I must say I am horrified that a kitten lover could have so many terrible personality traits. When you are freed, please do not think that all kitten owners are like this.
I am interested to know how your captor's kitten is being treated? Hopefully not as poorly and immorally as you have been. I hope he does not refer to the poor cat as "KI-TTEN" in a gay, sing-song kind of voice? That would be the most horrific act of all.
Stay strong!
Pandora.