Super AIDS Diagnosis Confirmed

Bubba, as a medical professional I can read between the lines and easily confirm the Super AIDS diagnosis.
Without even seeing the subject I can tell that he has all the symptoms (apart from being a screaming faggot). These include speech impediments such as constantly repeating his words and slurring. He will be drooling from the mouth - out both sides (if on level ground). His massive man-boobs will swing like giant pendulums to the rhythm of his anal sphincter contractions. This has the effect of increasing lactation as well as dramatically decreasing skin pigmentation resulting in a ghostly white appearance. He will also have trouble standing, mainly due to the size of the man-boobs which are now so large they have their own postcodes and were recently critically involved in the federal election ( I believe one boob was marginal). He will also have trouble standing because he is a retard.
You will find he will be lying about many of the tricks he has used to bend your will to his, such as your box being electrified. Of course, how you discover that the box is not electrified without accidentally killing yourself I have no idea. Maybe you could use part of your anatomy that can no longer be injured any further, such as your penis.