Friday, September 10, 2010

Super AIDS home test

I don't want to jump to conclusions but I think my captor may have Super AIDS. My captor and I have swapped just about every bodily fluid there is so I'm a bit concerned that I might have it too. I've lost more than 150KG in weight, I feel tired constantly and my arse wound takes a lot longer to heal than it used to.

Does anyone know of a test I can perform on myself in the box to check if I have been infected with Super AIDS? I don't have much in the way of medical instruments, just a couple of giant dildos, a cactus, a desk lamp, discarded jellyfish, semi-dried man boob milk and my own tears.

Thanks in advance,

BubbaJ

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